I really want my Spotify habits to be judged, but how do I do it? The highlights of her results include “loved-Harry-since-X-Factor bad” and “crying-during-sex bad”, thanks to her obsession with Lana Del Rey, The Weeknd and Rihanna.
One of my mates has also done the robot Spotify test, and was told she is 40 per cent basic and is “stuck in the early 2010s”. But if I did, at least I was in touch with my feels. Did I ever wistfully pine over girls while listening to Talking Heads at school, as though I was in a 80s coming-of-age movie? You’ll never know. I’ll happily take being only 23 per cent basic, and I’d wager few people have ever been called out for being a Dad and a Swiftie concurrently. In short: This robot absolutely had my life. It told me my Spotify listening habits were “60-dollar-white-tshirt-80s-prom-sitting-alone-in-the-cafeteria bad”, “succulent-growing-indie-pop bad”, and “can-be-convinced-the-Earth-is-flat bad”.
At the risk of quite literally offering up my soul on a platter, naked, exposed and ready to be judged by all the world, here are my results: Like your Spotify wrapped, although not an official thing from Spotify and much, much meaner, this piece of AI “judges your awful taste in music”. Buckle up kids, because you’re about to get roasted by a robot: Okay but what is the robot that judges how bad your Spotify is? It’s all over Twitter, but what is the “How bad is your Spotify” robot test, and how do you actually do it? Well luckily for you, we have all the answers.
Cheers mate, son’s crying because you said his music taste was “aging-boy-bander bad”. But now there’s a new thing to reveal the innermost depths of your psyche: The “How bad is your Spotify” test, where a robot judges literally every single part of your Spotify listening history and then quite simply tears you to absolute shreds. First came the dumb bitch test, then came that dominant personality test and our very own Deliveroo Wrapped.
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